I was going to post this on my blog, then I realized it was too conspicuous! And people would scold me. But see, NO NAMES HERE. As in, it could be any one of the six. SUUUUURE, you'd suspect, but I'm never going to confirm it. On the net, I mean. Anyways.
surfing livejournal is ... not good. At all.
1. Put your music player on shuffle. Skip songs with not-very interesting titles (such as "Concerto #4 in E minor").
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh.
Ring Ring In My Pants
I'll Be Okay In My Pants (So Hand Them Over.)
Adia In My Pants (You're may have been born innocent, Adia, but...)
Over And Out In My Pants
Phenomena In My Pants (... *cough*)
Through With You In My Pants (Reminds me of the crossdressing joke.)
Emergency In My Pants (I'd say.)
Here to Stay In My Pants (Yeah! Love me, love my pants.)
Hands (... I can't type it. I can't. I really won't.)
Between In My Pants (Double preposition, tsk tsk)
The Sun In My Pants (And the Moon In- I'm making myself cringe. I just thought of a crude joke. Two very crude jokes. THAT WAS A CRUDE JOKE.)
Home In My Pants
Anytime In My Pants
On The Mend In My Pants (What, is it at the tailor's?)
Introduction In My Pants (I sure hope so.)
Soon Love Soon In My Pants (This requires a strategically placed ellipse.)
Breaking Up The Girl In My Pants (Sounds painful. A girl?... really?)
I Believe I Can Fly In My Pants (Because I Have Engines In The Pockets)
Oh Star In My Pants (As opposed to up In The Sky?)
What Sarah Said In My Pants (... My mind is suffused with utter crudeness. ahhh.)
Sway In My Pants (Oh god.)
It Only Hurts When I Breathe In My Pants (The Aches And Pains of Contortionism)
Hyper Battle In My Pants (My ipod will be reincarnated as a dirty old man teacher after I smash it into the ground.)
God In My Pants (I've seen this on an icon before, I swears it.)
Santa Fe In My Pants
